whatisthisrookery:

greatness-from-small-beginnings:

impendingfaaail:

derples:

bonyfish:

hellothisisdos:

kudufawks:

Power: SCIENCE TEXT BOOKS
Weakness: PRINTERS

i don’t usually do these but my power is coffee and my weakness is the old english transcription of the lord’s prayer
really
really accurate

My powers are either Jocelyn-based or tissue box-based
and my weakness is a microwave oven attached to a fridge.

I have bed based powers
and i have pillow weaknesses
this seems like a huge problem, yeah?

I have computer powers
and a door weakness. 

Power: My Great grandmother
Weakness: Apple juice
NOOO I LOVE APPLE JUICE

Power: Lint Remover
Weakness: Manpurse
NOOOOOOO MY SATCHEL

Power: TEA
Weakness: Access to the internet

FUCK ITS SO TRUE

whatisthisrookery:

greatness-from-small-beginnings:

impendingfaaail:

derples:

bonyfish:

hellothisisdos:

kudufawks:

Power: SCIENCE TEXT BOOKS

Weakness: PRINTERS

i don’t usually do these but my power is coffee and my weakness is the old english transcription of the lord’s prayer

really

really accurate

My powers are either Jocelyn-based or tissue box-based

and my weakness is a microwave oven attached to a fridge.

I have bed based powers

and i have pillow weaknesses

this seems like a huge problem, yeah?

I have computer powers

and a door weakness. 

Power: My Great grandmother

Weakness: Apple juice

NOOO I LOVE APPLE JUICE

Power: Lint Remover

Weakness: Manpurse

NOOOOOOO MY SATCHEL

Power: TEA

Weakness: Access to the internet

FUCK ITS SO TRUE

(Source: tatermo)